La malattia del gioco
( the disease of the game )
A bar needs a blot
A checker needs a roll
A gambler needs the action
To pacify his soul
A builder needs a point
A sniper longs to shoot
A runner needs a gauntlet
To guide him on his route
Anchors need true patience
A gammon wants a cube
Fair dice yearn to travel
Around a hollow tube
A bearoff needs a bathtub
An entry covets hope
A backgame needs a hangman
With abundant hanks of rope
Timing needs the future
Though blitzes want the past
Prime to prime needs subtlety
To make a victory last
A chouette claims a box
A tourney demands a boss
Addicts need a triple game
To offset that big loss
An outfield craves control
A home board needs to crunch
A twin hit begs attention
Then makes dinner out of lunch
The pip count pines for races
The market fears what’s lost
One man’s smoky fly-shot life
Will never know the cost
A prisoner needs a prime
A young blitz needs a dance
Lady Luck wants another fool
Someone to romance
— Baron Gossett Euler PhD (2010)